Exquisite Corpse
Setting: On a boat, three guys fishing.
Characters:
John
Jacob
Schmidt
Schmidt: Did you get a tuna, or what?
Jacob: It has to be or else I am putting in this effort for
nothing.
John: Well, put a little more effort into it man. I need to get
home before the old lady starts bitching.
Schmidt: I forgot about her! What’s her name again?
John: Steve! (Elbows Jacob) Right Jacob, am I right?
Schmidt: Who the hell is Steve?
John: Wasn’t he that hopped up Irishman, always looked like
someone struck his head in a power box with
the
current still on?
Schmidt: Jaysis!
John: I think I need to change my pants.
Schmidt: Dude, you’re sick.
Jacob: Dude, I thought we had already established that.
Schmidt: The only thing we’ve established here is that John’s gay
and we are no longer friends. Be supportive man! This is our last fishing trip!
Exquisite Corpse
Setting: On a boat, three guys fishing.
Characters:
John
Jacob
Schmidt
Schmidt: Did you get a tuna, or what?
John: No, lay off man. I’ll get one sooner or later.
Jacob: Hey, Schmidt, why don’t you lay off? It’s not like you
got anything and you got two hands.
Schmidt: At the moment I only got one actually…corpses don’t get
you hot?
John: NO! Corpses don’t ‘get me hot’ you sick fuck!
Jacob: Could have fooled us…
Schmidt: Strewth! Could have fooled Odin!
John: What da fuck kind of language is that you speaketh,
Schmidt?
Schmidt: The kind your mother speaks.
Jacob: Don’t you dar talk about my mom. I will cut you!
John: If you cut me, I’ll do you one worse. I’ll feed you to
whatever is in that stinking water!
Jacob: We’ve all gotta go someday, little brother. If Nessie
gets me, she gets me.(Spits tobacco.)
The
three sit in silence.
Exquisite Corpse
Setting: On a boat, three guys fishing.
Characters:
John
Jacob
Schmidt
Schmidt: Did you get a tuna, or what?
John: Depends, do tuna wear wedding rings?
Jacob: That doesn’t make any sense, John. Wow, this is a big one!
Schmidt: (Cocks shotgun) Looks like it needs some
convincing…
John: I don’t know, it don’t seem to be breathin’.
Schmidt: It’s all kinds of different colors.
John: Ew, that’s disgusting!
Schmidt: Not as much as your mom.
Jacob: Leave our moms out of this! You know John’s mom is dead!
John: But there’s something you should know about that: I
killed her.
Jacob
beats john over the head with fishing pole until he is dead.
Schmidt: I guess you can say he’s dead on the hook.
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